你在搞笑嗎英文翻譯?

你太幽默了用英文怎麼說

You are so humorous.較為正式的讚美，一般場合使用。

How humorous you are.一般是開了玩笑之後。

Are you kidding?這句也可以翻譯為“你太幽默了~”大部分用於朋友。

合著你是來搞笑的永英語在怎麼說

前幾天我和一美女童鞋去打乒乓球。為了以防萬一，我帶了兩個球，備用球放在屁股後面的口袋裡。後來第一個球不一會就被打爆了，我從後面口袋裡迅速拿出備用球，順勢就發球過去。美女一臉詫異，都沒反應過來：“師兄，鐵公雞也會下蛋了麼?”

對！你是很搞笑！　英文翻譯

ok,you are joking.

望採納

你真是用你的生命在搞笑,我真是受不了你,每次跟你講話我都火大你怎麼不去死!英文翻譯

你真是用你的生命在搞笑,我真是受不了你,每次跟你講話我都火大你怎麼不去死!

You really use your life to be funny, I really can not stand you, each time with you I am the fire big you how not to die!

你想誇別人真幽默時,英語應該怎麼說

太多了，舉例如下：

What you said is very witty. 你說的非常詼諧。

You are really full of unny. 你真的富於風趣。

I enjoy your waggery. 我喜歡你的幽默。

Your humor never failed to arrest me. 你的幽默總是吸引著我。

Your playful manner always makes me not help laughing. 你的幽默總使我忍俊不禁。

你不好看英文翻譯是什麼

you are not beautiful

英語幽默搞笑短文

First Flight

Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.

After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

第一次坐飛機

約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機，他讀過許多關於飛行事故的報道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔心，不敢接受。不過，由於朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終於被說服了，登上了飛機。

他的朋友啟動引擎開始在機場跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。

過了一兩分鐘，他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對朋友說道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是？”

“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”

A Nail Or A Fly?

An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to......