英語課前一分鐘小笑話大全

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。下面是小編帶來的英語課前一分鐘小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇一

　　點到痛處

　　As a young lawyer working on my first big case，I was sitting in federal district court watching a prominent attorney question a witness. The attorney was trying，unsuc-cessfully, to elicit certain information. Finally the judge turned to the witness and asked a question that prompted the appropriate response.

　　作為一個年徑的律師，當我經手第一個大案時，我坐在聯邦區法院裡現看一名有聲望的律師提問證人。這位律師多次試圖引出證人說出有用的證詞，但都失敗了。最後該法官來問證人了，只見他跟證人說了一句話，就從證人那兒得到了滿意的回答。

　　"Thank you，Your Honor，"the attorney said. "How is it that you were able.to get the crux of the matter with one question after I had tried three times?"

　　“謝謝，尊敬的閣下.”律師說:“您跟他說了句什麼就解決了我連問三次都問不出來的難題的呢?”

　　"Easy,"replied the judge. "I'm not paid by the hour.”

　　“容易，”法官說:“道理很簡單，我不是按小時拿錢。”

　　英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇二

　　消除談話障礙

　　We own a small foreign car，the hinges of which are exposed to the weather and sometimes squeak. One day I was oiling the hinges when our landlord walked by.”What are you trying to do?"he asked. "Take the foreign accent out of it?"

　　我們有輛進口車，由於紋鏈幕露在外雨琳日晒的，所以，有時吱吱響。於是一天，我給它上點油，正巧房東經過。“你在幹什麼?”他問，“是想去掉這傢伙的外國口音嗎?”

　　英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇三

　　母親最知情

　　Conversation between mother and child:

　　以下是毋親和孩子的對話:

　　"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

　　“我能吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?”

　　"How do you ask?"

　　“你怎麼說話呢?”

　　"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

　　“您能讓我吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?"

　　"What do you say?"

　　“你說什麼?”

　　"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

　　“請您允許我吃塊巧克力甜餅吧?”

　　"No. It's too close to supper."

　　“不行，馬止就要吃晚飯了。”

　　英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇四

　　存有二心

　　The local weatherman was wrong in his forecasts so often that he was embarrassed and applied for a transfer，stating as his reason:"The climate here doesn't agree with me."

　　當地的一名天氣預報員多次在預報工作中出現錯誤。他為此感到很難為情。於是，他決定換個工作。在陳述其原因時。他說:“這兒的氣侯跟我不一條心.”

　　英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇五

　　兩全齊美

　　Early one morning, my next-door neighbor set to work with a power hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor appeared，still in his pajamas. He was carrying his own power clipper and offered his help, which was gratefully accepted. When the job was done, my neighbor thanked his benefactor，commenting that it had been "a real neighborly act".

　　一天清晨，我隔壁的鄰居在用一個電動剪修機修草坪。當他幹到一半兒的時侯，另一個鄰居也來了。他仍穿著睡衣，手裡拿著他自家的電動剪修機，說是來幫忙的。這個要求當然不會被拒絕了。活幹完時，我那位受益的都居對他表示了謝意，還評論說:“這才是真正的部居。”

　　"Don't mention it，“replied the other man. "I figured,by helping you，it would only take half as long and I could get back to sleep!"

　　另一個鄰居卻說:“不用客氣。我算了一下，幫你一個忙，可以節省一半時間，然後我還能回去睡覺。”