國外英語搞笑笑話大全

　　英語笑話幽默話語分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對於把英語作為外語學習的中國讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過程中扮演著更加重要的角色。下面是小編帶來的國外英語搞笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　國外英語搞笑笑話篇一

　　Rejuvenation pill 返老還童藥片

　　The old age had crept in on Mrs. Daly. Aches and pains bothered her day and night. One day, she received a package with some pills and a letter from her son. The letter said, "Dear Mom, I am sending you some wonder drug called rejuvenation1 pills. It will make you well and years younger."

　　A few months later, Jimmy came home. Sitting on the porch was a beautiful young lady rocking a cradle with a baby in it sucking the bottle.

　　"Where is my mother?" Jimmy asked.

　　"Don't be silly. I am your mother. Those pills were marvelous."

　　"Imagine, with one pill, you're as beautiful as anyone can be. Once more, you could have a baby, My, they are powerful."

　　"That's not a baby. That's your father, He took two."

　　黛麗女士漸漸變老了，身上的疼痛日日夜夜折磨著她。有一天，黛麗收到兒子寄來的一個包裹，裡面放著一些藥片和一封信，兒子在信中說：“親愛的媽媽，我給你寄來了一些神奇的藥片，返老還童片，吃了後你會變得健康年輕。”

　　幾個月後，吉米回到家，一位年輕美麗的女士坐在門廊上搖著搖籃，搖籃裡有個嬰兒吸著奶瓶。

　　“我的媽媽呢?”吉米問。

　　“別犯傻了，我就是你媽媽，那些藥片太神了。”

　　“真是不可思議，那個藥吃了一片就可以美夢成真，再吃一片就可以生個孩子，哇塞，藥片可真厲害。”

　　“那可不是孩子，那是你爸爸，他吃了兩片。”

　　國外英語搞笑笑話篇二

　　They won't let me fart 就是不准我放屁

　　One evening a family brings their frail1, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.

　　The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower a garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.

　　Two attentive2 nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. But after a while she starts to tilt3 to the other side.

　　The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright, This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So, Ma, How is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies, "Except they won't let me fart."

　　一個夜晚，一家人把年邁體虛的老母親送到了敬老院，希望她在那裡能得到悉心的照顧。

　　第二天，護士們給她洗澡，喂她吃不錯的早餐，把她安頓在窗旁的椅子上欣賞漂亮的花園。她看上去一切都好，但是過了一會兒，老太太又開始靠向另一邊。

　　兩個細心的護士立即跑上前扶起她來。但是過了一會兒老太太開始向另一邊側彎身子。

　　兩個護士再一次跑過去把她扶正。就這樣反反覆覆了一上午。後來家人來看望老太太，看她是不是適應這個新家。“媽，在這裡過得怎麼樣?她們對你好嗎?“家人問。“很好，”老太太回答，“就是不准我放屁。”

　　國外英語搞笑笑話篇三

　　Role reversal 地位轉換

　　Barbara Walters filed report on gender1 roles in Kuwait a few years prior to the Gulf2 War, and noted3 then that, traditional Islamic fashion, women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.

　　Recently, Barbara returned to Kuwait and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the Kuwaiti women for an explanation.

　　"This is marvelous," Barbara said, "What enabled women here to achieve their reversal of roles?"

　　The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines".

　　海灣戰爭開始的前幾年，芭芭拉.沃斯特對科威特的男女地位進行了報道。她當時注意到：按照伊斯蘭教的傳統，婦女通常跟在丈夫10英尺遠的後面。

　　最近芭芭拉又來到科威特，她發現，現在男人都走在妻子後面幾碼遠的地方。她走向一名科威特婦女，希望得到解釋。

　　芭芭拉說：“這太神奇了，是什麼使科威特婦女成功的轉換了男女之間的地位呢?”

　　那名科威特婦女回答道：“是地雷。”

　　國外英語搞笑笑話篇四

　　The divorce 離婚

　　John had waited for months to get a divorce and now he was free from his domineering wife.

　　"Free at last!" he screamed, throwing his divorce papers into the air. "Now, I can eat when I want to, watch television when I want to."

　　Two months later John was found being escorted to jail by a police officer.

　　A shocked friend, on seeing poor John hand-cuffed, asked, "John, why are you under arrest? I thought your troubles were over when you divorced your wife."

　　"I couldn't pay my alimony," related John sadly.

　　"Why couldn't you pay your alimony?"

　　"My ex-wife has custody1 of the money and my business."

　　約翰等了好幾個月才離婚，現在他終於擺脫了他專橫的妻子。

　　“終於自由了。”他尖叫著，把離婚協議書拋到空中，“現在，我想吃就吃，想看電視就看電視。”

　　兩個月後，有人發現約翰被警官帶進了監獄。

　　一個朋友看見可憐的約翰戴著手銬，感到很震驚，問道：“約翰，你為什麼被捕了?我以為你和你妻子離婚了就沒什麼麻煩了。”

　　“我付不起我的贍養費。”約翰傷心地回答。

　　“你為什麼付不起你的贍養費呢?”

　　“我前妻掌握了我的財產和生意啊。”