關於用英文寫的笑話大全

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。下面是小編帶來的關於用英文寫的笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於用英文寫的笑話篇一

　　The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificentblonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When thecouple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!" "Take it easy,honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."

　　一對新婚夫婦走進位於邁阿密海灘旅館的電梯。電梯操作員是一個漂亮的金髮碧眼的美女，看到他們十分驚奇，她說：“嗨，Teddy,你好嗎?”夫婦倆到了他們自己的房間，憤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解釋：“那女人是誰?!”“冷靜點，寶貝，”新郎說：“我得對她解釋你是誰，這已經足夠煩死我了。”

　　關於用英文寫的笑話篇二

　　How did you start the flood? 你是怎麼引起洪水的?

　　A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance companypaid for everything. What are you doing here?" "That's quite a coincidence," said the doctor"I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paidfor everything." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

　　醫生在裡維埃拉度假時遇到他的一位律師朋友，醫生問他怎麼會到這裡來。律師回答：“我到這裡是因為我的房子被火燒了，保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。” “真巧，”醫生說，“我是因為房子被洪水沖垮了，保險公司也賠償了我所有的損失。”律師看起來有些困惑，他問“哎呀!你是怎麼引起洪水的?”

　　關於用英文寫的笑話篇三

　　One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping yourword and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matterwhat will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'

　　"What is cleverness? asked his son.

　　"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.

　　一天，父親教育兒子說：“一個人成功的關鍵就是嚴守諾言和足夠聰明。一旦你給了別人承諾，無論發生什麼事，你都得實現它，這個就叫‘守諾言’。”

　　兒子問：“那麼什麼是聰明呢?”

　　父親回答：“聰明就是任何時候都別做這樣的承諾。”

　　關於用英文寫的笑話篇四

　　The Mean Man's Party 吝嗇鬼餐會

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　一個聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什麼我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會空著手來吧?”

　　關於用英文寫的笑話篇五

　　Stopover 中途停留的優惠

　　I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlinesto get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied. "And what aboutSalt Lake City?" "We have a really great rate to Salt Lake -- $99," she said. "But there is astopover." "Where?" "In Denver," she said.

　　我想去渡假，但拿不定主意到底是去鹽湖城還是去丹佛，於是我打電話到航空公司問問機票價格。“去丹佛的機票是300美元”，熱情的銷售人員回答。“那，去鹽湖城的呢?” “去鹽湖城我們有特別的優惠，只要99美元”，她回答。“但中途要停一站。”“哪?”“在丹佛”。