關於英文笑話短文集錦

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。本文是關於英文笑話短文，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於英文笑話短文：Minister

　　After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."

　　"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"

　　"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun top stand up and yell than to set down and listen."

　　關於英文笑話短文：Stupid Orders

　　 愚蠢的命令

　　When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.

　　One day, when the two were bringing sacks of flour home on their donkeys, they had to cross a shallow river. When they were in the middle of it, one of the sacks on Nasreddin's donkey began to slip, so his father said, "That sack is nearly in the water! Press down hard on it!"

　　His father of course expected that he would do the opposite, but this time Nasreddin did what his father had told him to do. He pressed down on the sack and it went under water. Of course, the flour was lost.

　　"What have you done, Nasreddin," his father shouted angrily. "Well, father," said Nasreddin. "This time I thought that I would do just what you told me to show you how stupid your orders always are."

　　當納斯雷金還是個孩子時，從來不按照別人所說的去做。所以他爸爸想要他去做某事時，常叫他做相反的事。

　　一天，父子倆用毛驢馱著幾袋麵粉往家走，路上必須經過一條不深的小河。父子倆走到河中心時，納斯雷金牽的那頭毛驢上有一袋麵粉開始往下滑了。他爸爸說：“那個袋子快掉進水裡了，使勁往下按!”

　　他爸爸當然是希望他象以往一樣，乾和他所說的相反的事。可這次納斯雷金卻按照他爸爸所說的去做了。他使勁一按，袋子沉進水裡了。當然，這袋面也沒有了。

　　他爸爸憤怒地喊道：“你乾的什麼事!” 納斯雷金說：“嗯，爸爸，這次我想按你所要求的去做，好證明你以往的命令是多麼的愚蠢。”

　　關於英文笑話短文：I'll Carry You Down 

　　我會把您背下去

　　My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don't you feel well, Mom?" he asked with concern. "No, I don't," I said. "Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me. "I'll carry you down to the stove."

　　我十五歲的兒子放學後連跑帶顛地跑回家裡發現我躺在床上。“媽媽，您覺得不舒服嗎?”他關心地問。“是的，我有點不舒服，”我說。“那麼，您別擔心晚飯了。”他向我打保票說：“我可以把你背到樓下的爐灶前去。”

　　關於英文笑話短文：Peeing In Church

　　A mother took her little boy to church.

　　While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

　　The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."

　　The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

　　The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."

　　關於英文笑話短文：Which Race Am I?

　　Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny says, "Mom, am I more Jewish or more black?"

　　"What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him. So Johnny's father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or black?" asks his dad.

　　"Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait till its dark and steal the fucker.