有關經典英語笑話故事精選

　　英語笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編整理了有關經典英語笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關經典英語笑話故事：At the Supermarket

　　At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you have my shopping cart."

　　在超級市場

　　在超市我注意到一位上了年紀的男子好像總在跟著我。我每到一個售貨通道，他就跟我到一個售貨通道，微笑地看著我。我開始想他是不是喜歡上我了。在乳品櫃，我正給雞蛋包裝結賬時，有人在我肩上輕拍了一下。我轉過身發現還是那個男子。“女士，”他終於開口說話了，“你用著我的採貨車呢。”

　　有關經典英語笑話故事：For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在飯館裡吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　‘先生，什麼事?“服務生問。 ’

　　我兒子的盤子裡剩下許多肉，“父親說，

　　‘能給我們一個袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。’

　　‘啊呀，爸爸!’兒子激動地叫喊著。‘咱家養狗了嗎? ’

　　有關經典英語笑話故事：Way of Inducing

　　At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said.

　　"But your sign says, 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m.'," I reminded him.

　　"Oh," he replied, "that means me.

　　招客有方

　　在洗衣店，我看到招牌上寫著：“上午10點進，下午5點出。”因此我就告訴店主我想在下午5點取衣。“下午5點還不能取，”他說。

　　“但是你的牌子上寫著：‘上午10點進，下午5點出’，”我提醒他說。

　　“哦，”他回答說，“那指的是我。”

　　有關經典英語笑話故事：Sharing the Apples

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said.

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

　　"Cor!" said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself."

　　"Well," said Harry, "that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?"

　　分蘋果

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。”跟妹妹分著吃。“媽媽說。

　　所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。

　　‘哼，’妹妹說，‘如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。’

　　‘對呀，’哈里說，‘你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什麼急呀?’

　　有關經典英語笑話故事：I Caught Every Step

　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.

　　"Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.

　　"No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.

　　我一級也沒漏

　　布朗先生在看晚報，忽然傳來一陣什麼東西從樓上摔下來的響聲。他跳了起來，跑到廳裡，發現自己上了學的兒子四角朝天地躺在地上。

　　‘你是不是踩漏了一級臺階?’爸爸問。

　　‘不，我每一級都撞上了，一級也沒有漏掉!’兒子痛苦地回答。