關於簡短正能量英文笑話大全

　　在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創一個幽默,不僅可以體現自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。小編整理了關於簡短英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於簡短英文笑話篇一

　　It's the Law

　　這是個法律問題

　　A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.

　　一位身材修長，舉止文雅，穿著光鮮的英國人向來訪的美國人解釋英國法律。

　　"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable by execution.

　　“你知道嗎?在英國，同性戀從前被認為是罪大惡極，可判處極刑，

　　Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,

　　一百年前，被減為行為失檢之輕微罪刑。

　　and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether. . .

　　大約五十年前則完全不觸犯刑法……。

　　Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "

　　不過就我個人而言，非要等到法令強制大家都得同性戀時，我才會開心。”

　　關於簡短英文笑話篇二

　　No Worriess

　　免驚啦!

　　At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,

　　在游泳池旁，一個小孩問他媽媽，

　　"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"

　　“媽咪，媽咪，我可不可以下去游泳?“

　　"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "

　　“親愛的，當然不可以，水太深了。”

　　"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "

　　“可是爸爸不是在游泳嗎?媽咪!”

　　"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "

　　“你爸爸有保險啊，甜心。”

　　關於簡短英文笑話篇三

　　How Sweet!

　　喔，真是恩愛的一對!

　　Two women friends were having tea.

　　兩個女人正在喝茶，

　　Said one to the other,

　　其中一位對另一位說道：

　　"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "

　　“我已經花了一個禮拜找我的律師，….。”

　　"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,

　　“哦，拜託別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，

　　I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "

　　“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產時遭遇到好多麻煩，有時候我真希望他沒死就好了。