有趣的英語故事小短文

　　英語故事教學是英語教學常用的方法和手段,也是小學英語課堂的一種課型。教師可以針對不同的教學目標選擇和改編不同的故事;在故事呈現過程中綜合運用各種教學手段激發學生的學習興趣。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Endearing terms

　　英語幽默故事:可愛的稱呼

　　Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

　　Bernie應邀來到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie發現，不管問他老婆什麼問題，Morris總要在每句話的前面加上一些親密的稱呼，象蜜糖，我的愛人，親愛的，甜心等等。Bernie對Morris說，“你們夫妻倆真夠親密的，結婚這麼多年了，你還叫她叫得那麼親密。”Morris低下頭，小聲地對Bernie說，“老實跟你說吧，三年前我忘記老婆的真名是什麼了。”

　　篇二

　　老虎來了

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

　　兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。 其中的一個人從包裡拿出一雙“耐克”鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，“你以為穿上這個就可以跑得過老虎嗎?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

　　篇三

　　Lady First

　　女士優先

　　teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first."

　　一位老師問班上的學生：”公牛和母牛在田裡“這個句子對嗎?” 大多數學生回答說：“對，一點不錯。” 只有一個小男孩說：“不對，應該先說女士。”

　　篇四

　　跛腿

　　Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

　　兩個人在人行道上分別拖著自己的右腿，相向而行。

　　As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

　　他們相遇了，一個人理解地看著另一個人，指著自己的腿說：“1969年，越南。”

　　The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

　　另一個人豎起了大拇指，說“再走20英尺，狗屎。”