關於六年級的英語笑話

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：Like an Old Salt

　　There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him nuts.

　　One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!"

　　But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.

　　Then the guy gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and

　　he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would

　　make a sailor blush.

　　At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din.

　　The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet.

　　At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.

　　The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man isastounded and amazed at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the CHICKEN DO?"

　　：A Bear and a Rabbit

　　A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.

　　The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

　　The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"

　　So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

　　：A Snail That Wanted to Buy a Nissan

　　There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.

　　So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be

　　possible to have the "Z" replaced with an "S"?" The dealer said yes, and it was done.

　　And, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."

　　Take a stand on the important things in life!

　　：A Male Whale and a Female Whale

　　A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

　　He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

　　Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

　　At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!"

　　：The Dog's Duties

　　A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

　　"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

　　"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

　　A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."