簡單的短一點的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：We share everything 我們分享一切

　　An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.

　　A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.

　　"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."

　　A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite.

　　"I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.

　　"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."

　　Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"

　　The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"

　　一對老夫婦在漢堡王餐廳吃飯，他們小心翼翼地將漢堡和薯條分成兩份。

　　一個卡車司機非常同情他們，就提議想給老太太單獨點一份。

　　“沒關係的。”老先生說，“我們分享一切。”

　　幾分鐘後，卡車司機注意到老太太還沒動口吃一點東西。

　　他再次對老先生說，“我真的不介意請您妻子吃一頓……”

　　“她會吃的，”老先生向他保證，“我們分享一切。”

　　司機不太相信，懇求老太太，“你為什麼不吃一點?”

　　老太太咂咂嘴，“我在等他的假牙。”

　　：Chairs bought in the 1930s

　　The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one," I told him. "I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s." Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"

　　我所工作的精品傢俱商店是從20世紀二十年代以來就營業的。最近我接到一個婦女的電話。她想換一套餐具中的一些椅子。這套餐具她是在三十年代從我們這兒買的。我向她保證說我們可以幫她的忙，於是我向部門經理尋求幫助。“你永遠也不會相信，”我對他說，“我剛接到一個顧客的電話，她在三十年代從我們這裡買了一些椅子。” 我還沒來得及說她的要求，經理就打斷了我的話：“你別告訴我她到現在還沒收到貨!”

　　：The winter will be cold or mild 今年冬天冷不冷

　　Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief neverlearned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.

　　"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.

　　"Looks like it," is the answer.

　　So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again.

　　"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"

　　"Absolutely."

　　The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood, then calls the Weather Service again: "Are you sure?"

　　"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."

　　"How do you know?"

　　"Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"

　　印地安人問他們的新酋長，這個冬天是冷還是溫暖。這位年輕的酋長從沒學過祖先那些本領，他只好吩咐他們去撿木柴，然後自己走到一邊去給國家氣象局打電話。

　　“今年冬天會不會很冷?”他問。

　　“看上去是這樣的。”他得到這樣的回答。

　　於是酋長要求大家收集更多的木柴。一個星期後，他又打電話給國家氣象局。

　　“你確信今年冬天會很冷?”

　　“毫無疑問。”

　　酋長隨即要求族人撿更多的木柴，然後再次給國家氣象局打電話：“你肯定嗎?”

　　“我告訴你，那將是有史以來最寒冷的冬天。”

　　“你怎麼知道?”

　　“因為印第安人正發瘋似地撿木柴!”