超搞笑英語笑話

　　 一：

　　Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

　　Father: Of cause, it is.

　　Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.

　　Father***angrily***: What? You------

　　 二：

　　Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I accompanied her to have fried cicadae***蟬***. Habitually she rubbed her grease fingers on her real silk short gown. I held back ***阻擋*** her from doing it: " What do you want to do?" She was immediately on to ***意識***her blame, replied at ease***從容***: " I' m akimbo."

　　 三：

　　4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled ***攀爬，爭搶*** for toys. His mum told him: “ You are older brother because you’re older than your ***cousin*** sister. You should give ground to her. ” Begin thought a little but maintained***堅持*** : “ My sister must give ground to me when she grows older than I.” His uncle around overheard and said : “Such a thing hardly occurs.”