兒童英語笑話帶翻譯

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　A farmer purchases an old，run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds，the farmhouse is falling apart，and the fences are collapsing all around.

　　一個農民買了一塊破舊荒廢的農場，他準備把這塊農場變成興旺的園林。然而目前這塊地是雜草叢生，房屋破舊不堪，四周的籬笆也是東倒西歪。

　　During his first day of work，the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work，saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!”

　　在他第一天工作的時候，城裡的一個傳教士給他送去了祝福:“願上帝與你一起實現你的夢想吧!”

　　A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. I}ok and behold，it’s like a completely different place-the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition，there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens，and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.

　　幾個月以後，那個傳教士又一次來到農場，快看那，這裡與上次相比簡直是天壤之別。房屋重新修好了，條件也比以前好多了，成群的牛羊在歡快地吃著青草，地裡的莊稼也整整齊齊的排列著。

　　"Amazing!” the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"

　　“太神奇了”，傳教士驚呼道:“看那，上帝和你一起實現了你的夢想!”

　　"Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"

　　“沒錯，教士，”那個農民說道:“可你也要記住當初這個農場只由上帝一人支配的時候是個什麼樣子!”

　　2：

　　Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smallerpiece to his sister.

　　強尼把一塊派一分為二，把大的留給自己，小的給他妹妹。

　　"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "

　　“嘿，如果是我來分那塊派，我會把小的留給我自己，”妹妹說

　　"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"

　　“你不是分到小塊的嗎，還抱怨什麼呢?”

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!