關於英語笑話故事大全帶翻譯

　　英語笑話可以在說笑的同時又蘊含著人們對於美好生活的期盼和訴求。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：THE FIRST TIME

　　Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

　　Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.

　　第一次

　　病人：我很害怕，這是我第一次動手術。

　　外科醫生：我完全理解你的心情。這也是我第一次動手術。

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：GOOD SIGHT

　　Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

　　Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　好視力

　　律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?

　　證人：這麼說吧，早上起床後我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：TELEMARKETER

　　I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.

　　"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"

　　"She is a baby, " I replied.

　　"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."

　　電話推銷員

　　一天晚上我接了一個電話，對方的聲音使我很快意識到他是個電話推銷員。

　　“晚上好，”他說，“我想和利厄喬納森說話。”

　　“她是個嬰兒，”我回答說。

　　“沒關係，”他說，“我以後再打。”

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：HIS FAULT

　　Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.

　　Mother: How did he do it?

　　Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

　　他的錯

　　比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。

　　媽媽：他怎麼打的?

　　比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：AN ENERGETIC WIFE

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　精力旺盛的妻子

　　鄰居：昨天夜裡我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什麼事嗎?

　　丈夫：沒什麼。我的妻子有點不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

　　鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎麼會有那麼大的聲音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣裡面。