短篇幽默英語故事

　　英語故事教學在小學英語教學尤其是小學高年級段的英語教學中有著不可忽視的作用。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father ***a veteran politician***:"A traitor is aman who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is aman who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."

　　有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”父親***一位老資格的政治家***：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢?”父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。

　　篇2

　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!

　　老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼?

　　學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。

　　老師：和什麼?想一想， 你用什麼洗手的?

　　學生：肥皂。

　　篇3

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standingup by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."　 "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor.　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm stillalive."　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”　　醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”　　聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”　　妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”

　　篇4

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。

　　篇5

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少? 牙醫：50美元。 病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元? 牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。