關於我喜歡英語的手抄報

　　學生做英語手抄報是提高英語語言實踐能力的重要手段。下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

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　　一、英語笑話

　　A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

　　Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

　　"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

　　The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

　　"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

　　To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

　　中文翻譯：

　　一個夜賊剛進入他準備洗劫的房子，他環顧四周，搜尋可偷的東西。突然，他聽到了一個細小的聲音：“我能看見你，上帝也能看見你。”

　　非常吃驚地，夜賊環視了一下房間。什麼也沒有，他繼續他的行竊活動。

　　“我能看見你，上帝也能看見你。”

　　夜賊又被嚇了一跳，他又環視了一下房間。最終，他發現在窗戶附近的角落裡，有個幾乎被窗簾遮蓋住的籠子，裡面有隻鸚鵡。它又一次說到：“我看見你了，上帝也能看見你。”

　　“那又怎樣，”夜賊說到，“你只是只鸚鵡而已。”

　　鸚鵡回答說：“也許，但是，上帝是一隻獵犬。”

　　二、英語故事

　　Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he hounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and firendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

　　In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."

　　All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?

　　很久以前的一個很遠的小村莊裡，有一個以"千鏡屋"而著名的地方。一個樂觀的小狗聽說了這個地方並決定去參觀。當來到這個地方，他蹦蹦跳歡恰快的上了臺階，來到房門口，他高高豎起耳朵，歡快地搖著尾巴，從門口口往裡張望，他驚奇地看到有1000只歡樂的小狗像他一樣快的搖尾巴。他燦爛地微笑著，回報他的是1000張熱情，友好的燦爛笑臉。離開時他心想："這是一個精彩的地主，我一定要經常來參觀。"

　　在這個村裡還有另一隻想參觀"千鏡屋"的小狗，他不及第一隻小狗樂觀，他慢吞吞地爬上臺階，然後耷拉著腦袋往屋子裡看。一看到有1000只小狗不友好地盯著他，他便開始衝他們狂吠，鏡中的1000只小狗也衝著他狂吠，把他給嚇壞了，他在離開時心想："這是一個恐怖的地方，我再也不會來了。"

　　世界上所有的臉都是鏡子，在你所遇見的人的臉上你看到反射出來的是什麼?