簡單的英語小笑話大全爆笑

　　民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編整理了簡單的爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡單的爆笑英語小笑話篇一

　　Kangaroos and the Cage 袋鼠與籠子

　　One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.

　　有一天，動物園的管理員們發現袋鼠從籠子裡跑出來了，於是開會討論，一致認為是籠子的高度過低，所以他們決定將籠子的高度由原來的1米加高到2米。結果第二天他們發現，袋鼠還是跑到外面來，所以他們又決定再將高度加高到3米。

　　Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.

　　沒想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面，於是管理員們大為緊張，決定一不做二不休，將籠子的高度加高到10米。

　　Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, “Do you think they will go on raising your cage?”

　　一天，長頸鹿和幾隻袋鼠在閒聊，“你們看，這些人會不會再繼續加高你們的籠子?”長頸鹿問。

　　“Hard to say,” said a kangaroo, “if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.”

　　“很難說。”袋鼠說，“如果他們再繼續忘記關門的話!”

　　簡單的爆笑英語小笑話篇二

　　Three Turtles 三隻烏龜

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee.""We won't," the other two promised.Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."Just then avoice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

　　簡單的爆笑英語小笑話篇三

　　Brave Rats 勇敢的老鼠

　　Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

　　The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

　　The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

　　Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

　　三隻老鼠坐酒吧裡吹著誰勇敢誰強悍。

　　頭一隻說：“我太厲害了，上回我吃了一整包老鼠藥!”

　　第二隻說：“得了，我才厲害呢，有回我被捕鼠夾夾住了，我把夾子都咬碎了。”

　　緊跟著第三隻老鼠站起身來說：“回見了哥們，我要回去逗貓玩了。”