關於簡單的經典英語笑話

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：Done them all!

　　Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as friends and fellow playboys, compare conquests.

　　The groom says, ?You know, except for my wife to be, and obviously my sister and my mother, I?ve slept with every woman here.?

　　?Well, then,? replies the best man, ?between the two of us, we?ve had them all!?

　　：Hilbilly sex

　　There's this little Ozark family. Maw, Paw, Junior and Sally.

　　One day Junior asks, "Paw, whut's sex?"

　　Paw sits back, thinks about it, and replies, "Well, Junior, I reckon yore "bout ol 'nuff to find out.

　　Maw, take off all yer clothes, jump up on the bed, and spread 'n 'em legs."

　　After Maw is undressed and lying on the bed, Paw looks at Junior and says, "You see that there hole on Maw? Well, jist watch ol' Paw."

　　Paw jumps on top of Maw and starts doing her every which way.

　　About this time, Sally walks in, walks over to Junior and whispers, "Jun...Junior. wh-whut's that?"

　　Junior being a man of the world now, looks back at Sally and grins, "That's whatcha call 'sex'."

　　"You see that there hole on Paw? Jist watch ol' Junior...."

　　：Redneck Hotel

　　An older couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years.

　　To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.

　　She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

　　"But, madam!", replied the bellman.

　　"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

　　"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room, this is the elevator!"

　　：Trainee cowpoke

　　More than anything, dull Dennis wanted to be a cowpoke.

　　Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.

　　"This," he said, showing Dennis is a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."

　　"I see, said Dennis, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"

　　：Chickens

　　Two Rednecks are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.

　　When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"

　　"Jes' some chickens."

　　"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"

　　"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!"

　　"OK. Ummmmm...five?"