關於簡潔的勵志英語笑話

　　笑話映射出不同的社會生活,是各民族智慧的集中體現,反映了本民族的生活觀和價值觀。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：My Roommate

　　My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was tooshy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for acertain book. She rushed to the library, found the book and stuck in it a letter from hermother.

　　"Why would he want to read a letter from your mother?" I asked.

　　"He wouldn't, but if he's any kind of gentleman, he'll return it to me " Her dorm and roomnumbers were on the envelope, of course.

　　The next day he appeared with the letter and asked my roommate out on a date. "Couldn'tfail," she later told me. "The book was Great Expectations.

　　我的室友

　　我的室友對她英國文學課上的一個年輕人有意思，但又不好意思讓他知道。一天，她聽到他和別人說要去圖書館借某本書。她衝到圖書館，找到那本書，夾進去她媽媽來的一封信。

　　“他為什麼會要讀你媽媽來的信呢?”我問。

　　“他不會讀的。但如果他還算是個紳士的話，他會把信還給我的。”當然啦，她的宿舍及房間號碼就在信封上。

　　第二天，他拿著那封信出現了，並約我室友出去。“錯不了的，”她後來對我說，“那本書的書名是《遠大前程》。”

　　：A Stubborn Horse

　　The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery.For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, hepronounced it completed and brought the book to his psychiatrist, who eagerly beganreading it aloud:

　　"General Jackson leaped upon his faithful horse and yelled, 'Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap,giddyap"' The doctor thumbed through the rest of the manuscript." There's nothing here but500 pages of giddyaps! " he exclaimed."

　　"Stubborn horse," explained the writer.

　　倔強的馬

　　大作家瘋了，但現在似乎還有恢復的希望。六個月以來，他都坐在打字機旁用力地敲一部小說。終於，他宣稱書已寫好並把它拿到精神病醫生那裡。醫生急切地大聲朗讀起來：

　　“傑克遜將軍跨上他的忠實的馬，喊道：‘駕，駕，駕，駕……’”醫生翻了翻剩下的手稿。“五百頁紙竟全是‘駕，駕’!”他驚奇地說。

　　“是匹倔強的馬，”作家解釋道。

　　：蝸牛的故事

　　When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.

　　"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

　　蝸牛的故事

　　一個蝸牛過馬路，被一個烏龜從身上碾過。在急救室裡它恢復了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發生的。

　　“我記不起來了，”蝸牛回答說，“你瞧，一切發生得都太快了。”