關於英語對話笑話短篇

　　近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象在網路、雜誌上十分盛行。下面是小編帶來的關於短篇英語對話笑話，歡迎欣賞!

　　關於短篇英語對話笑話篇1

　　He Won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　他贏了

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　關於短篇英語對話笑話篇2

　　Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could ***bear***!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.

　　3***Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could ***bear***!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.

　　關於短篇英語對話笑話篇3

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜裡

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”

　　
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