關於外國英語笑話對話

　　冷笑話不同於一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　TWO：Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?

　　John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理.現在,誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短.

　　篇2

　　“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

　　“Twenty d ollars!Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

　　“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

　　“對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”

　　“20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元.”

　　“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了.”

　　篇3

　　Plagiarism

　　A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office."This isn't your work." he said."Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.

　　"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.

　　My friend amiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was:"Also see article on communism."

　　抄 襲

　　我有個朋友在聖路易斯的華盛頓大學教歐洲歷史,他說有一次他發現了一篇抄襲的學期論文.他把那個學生叫到了辦公室.“這不是你寫的,”他說,“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地列印了下來.”

　　“你沒有證據.”那學生氣急敗壞地說.

　　我朋友笑了,他把論文拿給他看.用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產主義一文.”