有關英語的小笑話精選

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面是小編帶來的有關英語的小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關英語的小笑話篇一

　　Whose Son Is the Greatest

　　the mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "my son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "when he enters a room, people say, 'hello, monsignor'."

　　the second mother went on, "my son is a bishop. when he enters a room, people say, 'hello, your excellency'."

　　"my son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "when he enters a room, people say, 'hello, your eminence'.

　　" the fourth mother thought for a moment. "my son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "when he enters a room, people say, 'oh, my god'!"

　　誰的兒子最偉大

　　四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子。“我的兒子是個教士，”第一位母親自豪地說道，“他進入房間，人們都說，‘您好，閣下’。”

　　第二為母親說：“我的兒子是位主教。他進入房間，人們都稱，‘您好，大人’。”

　　“我的兒子是位紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說，“他走進房間，人們都說，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”

　　第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高六英尺十，體重三百磅，”她說，“他要是走入房間，人們都說‘哦，我的上帝’!”

　　有關英語的小笑話篇二

　　A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."

　　"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.

　　"When will they be ready?" the man asked.

　　"I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.

　　That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.

　　The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.

　　Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.

　　He remembered his shoes.

　　"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.擾He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now.

　　"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"

　　"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.

　　"Smith," the man said.

　　"I'll go and see. They may be out back.

　　The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes.

　　"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."

　　有關英語的小笑話篇三

　　Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

　　"And what came out?"

　　"To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

　　打獵的技巧

　　兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一隻巨熊，”伊凡說，“看看這獸皮!”

　　“你是如何發現這麼大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。

　　“簡單，”伊凡說，“你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”

　　幾周後，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。

　　“我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說。

　　“出來了什麼?”

　　“向著我來的，”謝爾蓋說，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”

　　有關英語的小笑話篇四

　　At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening

　　Dutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."

　　捎杯牛奶

　　半夜兩點，科爾肯太太確信聽到客廳有賊，便對丈夫說：“別開燈，躡手躡腳下樓，別讓賊發覺，悄悄靠近他。”

　　科爾肯先生披上外套，責無旁貸地去捉賊。剛走到臥室門口，他妻子又補充說：“回來時給我捎杯牛奶。”

　　有關英語的小笑話篇五

　　We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: "Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

　　漂亮的結婚禮物

　　我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由於我們都不認識那個年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量製作了他們的感謝信，因為我們收到了一張卡片，上面寫著：“非常感謝您的漂亮的結婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”