關於經典的英語笑話精選

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編整理了關於經典的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於經典的英語笑話：Heart Advice

　　The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

　　On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

　　The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

　　The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

　　Conclusion:

　　Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

　　關於經典的英語笑話： Let There Be Honesty

　　Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case."Look," said one to the other, " be honest with each other.""Okay, you first," replied the other. That was the end of the discussion.

　　關於經典的英語笑話： Lottery Winner

　　A man comes home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey pack your bags, I won the lottery"!!!!!

　　"Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! "Should I pack for the ocean, a safari, or for the mountains?, asks the wife

　　"I don't care", he says, "Just get out."

　　關於經典的英語笑話： New Driver

　　Martin had just received his brand new driver's license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

　　"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

　　"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

　　關於經典的英語笑話：44 Days!

　　There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes and they were chanting "44 days! 44 days!" One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame.

　　The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, "Why are you chanting 44 days?" She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, "A lot of people think us blondes aredumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!"