關於簡單的英語笑話精選

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。本文是關於簡單的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於簡單的英語笑話篇一

　　情人節的夢

　　One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

　　When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

　　"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

　　On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

　　Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

　　關於簡單的英語笑話篇二

　　每公尺一個吻Grandpa will pay the bill

　　Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

　　“Only one kiss per meter,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.

　　“That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take 10 meters.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

　　The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”

　　關於簡單的英語笑話篇三

　　Childbirth Pain

　　A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.

　　The doctor asks her if she has any questions.

　　She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"

　　The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."

　　"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.

　　"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little."

　　"Like this?"

　　"A little more."

　　"Like this?"

　　"No. A little more."

　　"Like this?"

　　"Yes. Does that hurt?"

　　"A little bit."

　　"Now stretch it over your head!"

　　關於簡單的英語笑話篇四

　　Hung Like Jesus

　　Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus?

　　A: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open. She heard he was HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!

　　關於簡單的英語笑話篇五

　　不要相信醉漢說的話A drunken person

　　Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

　　Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

　　Wife: I love you, dear.