關於簡短的英語笑話精選

　　人們在日常生活中經常聽到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產生幽默效果而使人發笑。有很多因素可以導致幽默效果的產生，如說話者的語氣，環境，以及笑話中語言的運用。小編分享關於簡短的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於簡短的英語笑話：The Vow

　　A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five years had passed he walked into thechambers of the head Monk and said "Bed Hard", then turned and walked out. After the next five years passed he returned to the chambers of the head Monk and said " Food Cold ", then turned and walked out. After the next five years had passd he once again entered the chambers of the head Monk and said "I Quit". The head Monk looked at him and replied. "Well, that doesn't surprise me one bit, you've done nothing but bitch since you got here"

　　關於簡短的英語笑話：I AM

　　A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if God was black or white. The white preacher askes, "God, are you black or white"? God responds, "I Am that I Am". The white preacher says "He's white". The black preacher says, "Why do you say that"?! The white preacher says, "If He were black, He would have said, 'I Is that I Is'".

　　關於簡短的英語笑話：Religious

　　Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"

　　關於簡短的英語笑話：where's god?

　　there two boys and they live in a small little town in virginia. These two boys are especially bad and are always in trouble. after the two boys got cought for steeling one day there mothers sent them to talk to the town priest. So the two boys went to talk to the pastor and the pastor asked the smallest child to come in and talk to him. well the pastor asked the young child "do you believe in god?" the young boy answered shyly "yes" so the pastor said ok "do you know where god is?" the young boy had a puzzled look on his face and said "nope" so the pastor said again "do you know where god is?" the boy looked back and said "i alreay told you no" so the pastor asked a last time "do you know where god is?" at that time the boy ran out the room and to his older brother. The older brother asked "whats wrong?" the young boy answered "were in big trouble now" "oh well were always in trouble whats the big deal?" the young boy answered "now God is missing and they thing we've done it."

　　關於簡短的英語笑話：Forgive Me Father

　　An elderly Frenchman who is a Catholic goes to confession and says to the Priest: "Father, I have been a very bad man. I have come to seek forgiveness for my sins".

　　The Priest can see that the man has a great deal on his mind and says: "Tell me what it is my son. It cannot be that bad".

　　The man replies: "In the Second World War a young Jewish lady came to me and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I did and made a place for her in the attic".

　　"But my son", replied the Priest "that is an act of great kindness for which you will be rewarded".

　　"Yes", said the man "but I was lonely and in order to let her stay, I demanded sexual favors from her".

　　"Oh. I see", said the Priest. "But my son, times were so hard then. You sought solace in the woman you were protecting. You are forgiven".

　　"Thank you", said the man "that has been a great weight off of my shoulders. While I'm here, do you think that I should tell her the war has ended?"