關於高中英語笑話短文閱讀

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　　關於高中英語笑話短文：Directions

　　A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the road up to the spot where he stood. The driver pulled over to the side of the road and called out to the farmer.

　　"Do you know how I can get to Route 91?" the driver asked.

　　The farmer thought for a few seconds. Then he said, "Nope."

　　"Do you know where the nearest turnpike entrance is?" the driver asked.

　　"Nope."

　　"How about the town of Hadley. Do you know which direction it is from here?"

　　"Nope."

　　Exasperated, the driver raced his engine. "You don't know very much, do you?" he said.

　　"Nope," the farmer replied. "But I'm not lost."

　　關於高中英語笑話短文：Strange Name For Cats

　　One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

　　關於高中英語笑話短文：Only In New York

　　A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stops beside him.

　　"Nice bike," the cop says, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl says, "he sure did!"

　　The cop looks the bike over and hands the little girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

　　"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of the bike." the cop explains.

　　The young girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you got there officer, did Santa bring it to you?"

　　"Yes, he did," chuckled the cop.

　　"You need to tell Santa that the ass belongs underneath the tail, and not on top of the horse".

　　關於高中英語笑話短文：Grandma & Grandpa

　　Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. "That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had." They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma. "That's for knowin' the difference."

　　關於高中英語笑話短文：Glossary Of PC Messages

　　It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."

　　It says: "Press A Key" ***This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.***

　　It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."

　　It says: "Installing program to C:...." It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:windows and c:windowssystem where you'll NEVER find them."

　　It says: "Please insert disk 11" It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."

　　It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

　　It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "... Indefinitely."

　　It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: ".... any more. Whoops."

　　It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."