有關短篇的英語笑話閱讀

　　講英語笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種方式。本文是有關短篇的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關短篇的英語笑話：Thirteen States

　　"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher.

　　"I can't, teacher"

　　"Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded.

　　"Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.

　　有關短篇的英語笑話：Cab Driver

　　A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the little girl asked, "what are all those ladies doing?"

　　"They're waiting for their husbands to come home from work." the mother answered.

　　"C'mon lady, they're hookers!" retorted the cab driver.

　　After a stunned silence, the daughter asked, "Mommy, do hookers have children?"

　　"Of course," the mother replied, "where do you think cabbies come from?"

　　有關短篇的英語笑話：The Right Thing

　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

　　"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy

　　"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

　　有關短篇的英語笑話：Frog Noise

　　A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.

　　When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grampa's room.

　　"Grampa, Grampa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

　　"What?" said his grandpa.

　　"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croaked, we're going to Disneyland!!!"

　　有關短篇的英語笑話：A Talking Pig!

　　One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

　　The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

　　One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know"..he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"