有關於很短的英語笑話大全

　　英語笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。本文是有關於很短的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關於很短的英語笑話：Pregnant fireman

　　"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.

　　The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

　　The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

　　"I sure do," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."

　　有關於很短的英語笑話：Grasshopper jokes

　　What is a grasshopper?

　　An insect on a pogo stick!

　　What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?

　　A grasshover!

　　Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?

　　Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

　　What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?

　　A grasshopper with hiccups!

　　What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

　　Chimney Cricket!

　　有關於很短的英語笑話：Ripe tomatoes

　　A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden.

　　"I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

　　"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

　　The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?"

　　"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."

　　"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."

　　有關於很短的英語笑話：Mommy has a baby

　　When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

　　I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

　　"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your rear?"

　　有關於很短的英語笑話：How old are you now?

　　Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.

　　Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.

　　"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."

　　Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"