高一經典英語笑話欣賞

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。本文是高一經典英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　高一經典英語笑話：Blonde Helicopter Pilot

　　A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.

　　So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio. Everything was running smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods. The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay.

　　As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out.

　　"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"

　　"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the big fan."

　　高一經典英語笑話：Baking Cakes

　　A family of 3 *** father, mother, son*** went on their monthly family outings to the zoo. Well little Billy seen 2 monkeys mating and asked his father what they were doing, Shocked by this question the father said baking a cake. Then little billy seen 2 bears mating and asked his monther what they were doing, shocked by this question the mother said baking a cake.

　　When Billy came home from school, he told his parents, i know what you guys were doing while i was at school! His parents said what. He said you were baking a cake! They aksed him how did he know, he said cause i licked the icing off of the sofa!

　　高一經典英語笑話：Indian Toilet Paper

　　An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.

　　"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"

　　"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.

　　"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"

　　"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."

　　The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.

　　"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."

　　"Why?" asks the confused clerk.

　　"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

　　高一經典英語笑話： Two Women And Their Dogs

　　Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room ***one blonde and one brunette***. The brunette says to the blonde "That's a beautiful dog you've got there, what're you bringing him in for?"

　　The blonde replies "He's Xtremely horny, and whenever I bend over, he tries to fuck me!!!"

　　The brunette says Xcitedly "That's why I'm here!"

　　The blonde says "oh, You're getting him neutered too?"

　　The brunette says "Ha, no way, I'm getting his toe-nails cut!"

　　高一經典英語笑話：Basement

　　The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send out someone to give you an estimate?"

　　"Not at all," my son said.

　　"When would be a good time?" she asked.

　　My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."