英語幽默趣味笑話

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今，笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：刮鬍子

　　Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure***修指甲*** gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

　　The girl demurred，“ I don't think I ought to, I'm married.”

　　“Why don't you ask your husband,” the playboy suggested.“ I'm sure he wouldn't object.”

　　“You can ask him yourself ,” the girl srugged, “He's shaving you.”

　　一位年輕的花花公子在一家不熟悉的理髮店裡刮鬍須，他很喜歡修指甲的女郎，於是提議哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看錶演。

　　女郎猶豫著說：“我覺得我不應該去，我結過婚了。”

　　“你何不問問你先生，”花花公子建議說：“我確定他不會反對的。”

　　“你可以自己問他，”女郎聳聳肩道，“他正在替你刮鬍須。”

　　：我的狗不識字

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　布朗夫人：哦，

　　親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

　　布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”

　　：爸爸幫你了嗎

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and

　　saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very

　　pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and

　　said to him, “You got all your homework right this time, Tim.

　　What happened? Did your father help you?”

　　“No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all

　　myself,” said Tim.

　　一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興

　　，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業全都

　　做對了，怎麼回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”

　　“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”