爆笑英語笑話短文大全

　　英語笑話是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編整理了爆笑英語笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑英語笑話短文：Things Have Been Okay

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.

　　You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

　　Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

　　一切都正常

　　一對年輕夫婦有個兒子，已經四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫生們總覺得他沒有毛玻後來有一天早上吃早餐時，那孩子突然開口了：媽媽，麵包烤焦了。

　　你說話了!你說話了!他母親叫了起來。我太高興了!但為什麼花了這麼長的時間呢?

　　哦，在這之前，那男孩說，一切都很正常。

　　爆笑英語笑話短文：Domestic shame should not be published

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

　　Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

　　Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'

　　家醜不可外揚

　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎?

　　尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裡我還見過呢?

　　老師：你給大家講講當時的情形吧。

　　尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說，“家醜不可外揚。”

　　爆笑英語笑話短文：Where is the father?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　父親在哪兒?

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　爆笑英語笑話短文：He'll follow us there

　　Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.

　　Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

　　One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes", said Mr.Taylor.

　　Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?" "We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.

　　"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."

　　泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的男孩，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷著第二胎。

　　帕特在別人家看見過嬰兒，他不太喜歡他們，所以他對自己家裡也將有一個嬰兒的訊息感到不滿。

　　一天晚上，泰勒夫婦正在為這個嬰兒的降生計劃做安排。泰勒先生說：“有了嬰兒，我們的房子就太小，不夠住了。”

　　帕特恰好在這個時候走進屋，他問：“你們在說什麼?”他的母親回答說：“我們在說我們現在得搬家，因為嬰兒就要誕生了。”

　　“那沒用，”帕特絕望地說。“他會跟我們到那兒去的。”

　　爆笑英語笑話短文：But the teacher cried

　　可是老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled***被寵壞的*** . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?

　　哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。