英文小笑話帶中文翻譯

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：The picture of the cheese 圖片和乳酪

　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap***捕鼠器*** . The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

　　The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, shecould not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

　　Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady camedown to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

　　有一天某位女士看到一隻老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她衝出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一隻老鼠夾。店主告訴她："放點乳酪在裡面，很快你就會逮住那隻老鼠的。"

　　這位女士帶著鼠夾回到家裡，但她沒有在碗櫥裡找到乳酪。她不想再回到商店裡去，因為已經很晚了。於是，她就從一份雜誌中剪下一幅乳酪的圖片放進了夾子。

　　令人稱奇的是，這畫有乳酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，這位女士下樓到廚房時，發現鼠夾裡乳酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片。

　　：The first date 首次約會

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "

　　"Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?"

　　一個小夥子問前來赴約的女孩：“你是第一次和男孩子約會嗎?”

　　“那當然了。咦，怎麼你們男孩子都愛問這個問題呀?”

　　：Amnesia 喪失記憶

　　A senile***高齡的*** actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history***病歷*** : "Amnesia."

　　一個徐娘半老的女演員去看醫生，醫生問：“您的年齡?”女演員說：“22歲。”於是醫生在病歷上寫道：“喪失記憶。”

　　：Pig or Witch 豬或女巫

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

　　If only men would listen.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。

　　他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”

　　那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”

　　他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

　　要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

　　：True or False 真的還是假的

　　One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I ambankrupt?"

　　"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

　　"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

　　"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

　　一天一個年輕的商人問他女朋友：“親愛的，如果我破產了你還會嫁給我嗎?”

　　“當然會。”女孩堅定的回答。

　　“你是說真的嗎?”他問道。

　　“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。