關於短篇英文笑話大全

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編整理了關於短篇英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於短篇英文笑話：Knows Better 醫生懂得多

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who wasstanding up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”

　　醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”

　　聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”

　　妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”

　　關於短篇英文笑話：Cat and Mice 貓和老鼠

　　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

　　" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

　　布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。

　　“盒子裡裝的是什麼?”朋友問道。“一隻小貓，”布朗夫人回答說，“你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這隻貓可以抓住那些老鼠。”

　　“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友說。

　　“小貓也是假想的。”布朗夫人小聲說道。

　　關於短篇英文笑話：Marry Him 嫁給他

　　Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered***浪費*** when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother.

　　Marry him!

　　簡很愛託尼，但是當他們一起出去的時候，託尼總是大手大腳地花錢，這使簡感到很不安。我怎樣才能不讓託尼在我身上花那麼多錢呢?她問自已的母親。

　　嫁給他!

　　關於短篇英文笑話：I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表現得象位女士

　　One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, adignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

　　He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, heplowed through the crowed.

　　You there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?

　　Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.

　　一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人衝得踉踉蹌蹌。

　　他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

　　你幹嘛?有人尖聲叫道，你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎?

　　聽著，他說，我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。

　　關於短篇英文笑話：An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw myovercoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　鄰居：昨天夜裡我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什麼事嗎?

　　丈夫：沒什麼。我的妻子有點不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

　　鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎麼會有那麼大的聲音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣裡面。