簡短爆笑英文幽默笑話大全

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編整理了簡短爆笑英文幽默笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡短爆笑英文幽默笑話：True False Exam

　　A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.

　　She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails.

　　Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

　　During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

　　The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

　　"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

　　簡短爆笑英文幽默笑話：Ladies At The Bar

　　A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

　　Brunette: I'll have a B and C.

　　Bartender: What is a B and C?

　　Brunette: Bourbon and Coke.

　　Redhead: And, I'll have a G and T.

　　Bartender: What's a G and T?

　　Redhead: Gin and tonic.

　　Blonde: I'll have a 15.

　　Bartender: What's a 15?

　　Blonde: 7 and 7.

　　簡短爆笑英文幽默笑話：I Want To Buy That

　　A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

　　The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

　　The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

　　Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

　　Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

　　To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

　　The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

　　The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV. It's a microwave!"

　　簡短爆笑英文幽默笑話：Rowing Your Boat

　　Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they sawa blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

　　The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, "You know, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

　　To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

　　簡短爆笑英文幽默笑話：A Naked Man

　　A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.

　　As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis.

　　The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."

　　She replied, "What other way?"