小學英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編精心收集了小學英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　小學英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

　　Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

　　病人：“醫生，我想我得配副眼鏡。”

　　銀行職員：“你當然需要!這裡是銀行。”

　　小學英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

　　"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

　　"Yes," said the Navy brat.

　　"My dad has built them."

　　Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

　　"Yes."

　　"It's my dad who's killed it!"

　　一個年輕的陸軍士兵跟一個海軍士兵吹牛，說他爸多麼了不起。

　　“我爸是個工程師。他什麼都會。你知道阿爾卑斯山麼?”

　　“知道，”海軍說

　　“我爸建的。”

　　年輕的海軍說：“那你知道死海麼?”

　　“知道。”

　　“那可是我爸弄死的”

　　小學英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什麼而被起訴?”他問。

　　“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。