高中生英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網路、雜誌、微博、電影上十分盛行。本文是高中生英語笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　高中生英語笑話帶翻譯：衝回家吻了妻子一下

　　"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."

　　"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"

　　"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."

　　“我頭痛的厲害，要去看看醫生了。”

　　“胡說八道，昨天我也頭痛，我衝回家吻了妻子一下，馬上不痛了，要不你也試試?”

　　“好主意，給你妻子打個電話，說我馬上就到。”

　　高中生英語笑話帶翻譯：守財奴

　　Once upon a time there was a miser. He hid his gold under a tree. Every week he used to dig it up.

　　One night a robber stole all the gold. When the miser came again, he found nothing but an empty hole.

　　He was surprised, and then burst into tears.All the neighbors gathered around him.

　　He told them how he used to come and visit his gold.

　　"Did you ever take any of it out?" asked one of them. "No," he said, "I only came to look at it." "Then come again and look at the hole," said the neighbor, "it will be the same as looking at the gold."

　　從前，有個守財奴將他的金塊埋到一棵樹下，每週他都去把它挖出來看看。

　　一天晚上，一個小偷挖走了所有的金塊。 守財奴再來檢視時，發現除了一個空洞什麼都沒有了。

　　守財奴便捶胸痛哭。哭聲引來了鄰居

　　他告訴他們這裡原來有他的金塊。

　　問明瞭原因後，一個鄰居問：“你使用過這些金塊嗎?” “沒用過，” 他說，“我只是時常來看看。”“那麼，以後再來看這個洞，”鄰居說，“就像以前有金塊時一樣。”

　　高中生英語笑話帶翻譯：Where Am I?

　　An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

　　"Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

　　一個英國人在鄉下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農民正在附近的地裡幹活。於是他就把車開過去問那位農民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒嗎?”

　　“可以。”農夫奇怪地看了看他，然後說道：“你現在在你的車子裡，先生。”

　　高中生英語笑話帶翻譯：Can we have our teacher back?

　　Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

　　能讓我們的老師回去嗎?

　　有一次,一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校.一間教室非常吵鬧,因此督學抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人,把他帶進另一間教室,並讓他站在牆角.五分鐘以後,一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來,問道,“您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”