關於簡短內涵英語笑話

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編精心收集了長一點的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　長一點的英語笑話：Old Man

　　A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

　　The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

　　長一點的英語笑話：Do I Know You?

　　A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the men's room. It's crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and after having many drinks.The man at the urinal next to his says, "You're Jewish?""Yes.""You come from Sudbury?""Yes.""Your parents went to Temple Immanuel?""Yes," he says. "But I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"The man next to him replies, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only Rabbi I know that performs circumcisions by cutting at an angle and you're peeing in my shoe!"

　　長一點的英語笑話：Golf in Heaven

　　Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed about one foot from the hole.

　　Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree, then miraculouslybounced within about six inches of the hole.

　　The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the pond, a huge bassjumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth. Suddenly an eagle swooped down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green. The bass dropped the ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole! All of the sudden, a worm popped up and knocked the ball in. A hole in one.

　　Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad plays."

　　長一點的英語笑話：Crumbling Down

　　A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town.

　　At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, "Pastor, I will contribute $1,000."

　　Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder.

　　He promptly stood back up and shouted, "Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000."

　　Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he this time he virtually screamed, "Pastor, I will double my last pledge."

　　He sat down, and a larger chunk of plaster fell on his head.

　　He stood up once more and hollered, "Pastor, I will give $20,000!"

　　This prompted a deacon to shout, "Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!"

　　長一點的英語笑話：Confessions

　　A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.

　　After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?"

　　The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, "I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."

　　The rabbi had his turn of interrogation: "I know that in your religion, you're supposed to becelibate, but..."

　　The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."

　　The two resumed their reading. It was silent for a while.

　　Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper with a smile and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"