關於超短的爆笑英語笑話

　　笑話作為一種特殊的交際策略，它能夠幫助人們緩解尷尬的氣氛，從而保持和諧的人際關係。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　 is the fly doing in my soup?

　　waiter: He is swimming, sir.

　　客人：這隻蒼蠅在我湯裡幹嘛? 

　　招待：他在游泳，先生。

　　篇二

　　What dog can jump higher than a building?

　　什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?

　　Anydog, buildings can’t jump!

　　任何一隻狗，大樓又跳不起來。

　　篇三

　　 are you late for school every morning?

　　 time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　　老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?

　　湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".

　　篇四

　　Wife: “How would you describe me?”

　　妻子：你會怎麼形容我呢?

　　Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

　　丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

　　Wife: “What does that mean?”

　　妻子：那是什麼意思?

　　Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

　　丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

　　Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

　　妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什麼意思呢?

　　Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

　　丈夫：開個玩笑!

　　篇五

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　“Look,” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are!”

　　“Yes,” said the younger, “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?”

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

　　父親在哪兒?

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪了了呢?”

　　哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”