小笑話英文版

　　英語笑話幽默話語分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對於把英語作為外語學習的中國讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過程中扮演著更加重要的角色。下面是小編帶來的英語版小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語版小笑話篇一

　　More Intelligent in Dreams 夢中更聰明

　　When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"

　　"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.

　　一名學生在班上沒有做出老師的教學題，他感到很遺憾，對老師解釋說：“我記得昨天夜裡做夢對這道題解對了，但現在一時想不起來了。這說明什麼?”

　　“這說明你做夢的時候比你醒著的時候更聰明”。老師解釋說。

　　英語版小笑話篇二

　　Prepare Yourself 自己做好準備

　　A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked***不及格，失敗*** all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

　　Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　校園裡流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”

　　兩天以後，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”

　　英語版小笑話篇三

　　The lowest grade 最低分

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”

　　老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了!”

　　英語版小笑話篇四

　　Brotherly love 兄弟般的關愛

　　Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?

　　Cassandra: Brotherly love?

　　老師：Cassandra，如果我看見有人在毆打一頭驢，我制止了他，我顯示出了什麼美德?

　　Cassabdra：兄弟般的關愛?

　　英語版小笑話篇五

　　Two Attorneys 兩個律師

　　Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"

　　The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　兩個律師走進一個餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開始吃起來。餐廳老闆走過來警告說，“你們不能在這裡吃自己的三明治。”

　　兩個律師對看了一眼，聳聳肩，然後交換了手中的三明治。