經典幽默英語笑話大全

　　網際網路不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。正是由於我們有這樣的需要，網路笑話得以繁榮興盛。下面是小編帶來的經典幽默英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇一

　　Advice for "Kid" 忠告“年輕者”

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirementcommunity. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell, "Get the kid."

　　這裡想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社群。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的幹吧。”

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇二

　　The seat you've taken is mine

　　"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours? Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"請原諒，你佔了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能徵明這點嗎?"

　　"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇三

　　Do I have any other choice

　　One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

　　一天，夏娃問亞當："你當真愛我嗎?"

　　亞當無可奈何地回答："我還有的選擇嗎?"

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇四

　　Can we have our teacher back

　　Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.

　　Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

　　有一次，一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校。一間教室非常吵鬧，因此督學抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人，把他帶進另一間教室，並讓他站在牆角。

　　五分鐘以後，一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來，問道，“您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇五

　　Who's More Polite

　　A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

　　The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.

　　But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。

　　瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。

　　但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。