非常短的英語笑話大全

　　笑話以其短小的篇幅,洗練的文筆,幽默的情節,獨有的魅力吸引著我們每一個人,成為大家茶餘飯後的調味劑。下面是小編帶來的非常短的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　非常短的英語笑話篇一

　　Difference 區別

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

　　"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。

　　“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。”

　　非常短的英語笑話篇二

　　Big Head 大腦袋

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

　　“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　“購物袋在哪?”

　　“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　非常短的英語笑話篇三

　　Three Surgeons

　　Three famous surgeons were bragging about***吹噓，炫耀*** their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist***小提琴家*** ." "That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched***縫紉，裝訂***them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

　　"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior***後部，臀部*** - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

　　三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術，“一個人斷了一隻手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”

　　“這算不了什麼，”另一個說，“一個傢伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”

　　“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍，除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什麼都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院裡。”

　　非常短的英語笑話篇四

　　If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died.

　　如果你不答應嫁給我，他發誓，我就要***。 她拒絕了他。 六十年後，他死了。

　　He Swore to Die 他曾發誓要死

　　非常短的英語笑話篇五

　　Good wishes 良好的心願

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast***烘烤*** pig.

　　I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.

　　Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.

　　Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.

　　一天有個男孩去對他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。

　　當然囉，老師說，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。

　　好幾天過去了，再沒提起烤豬肉的事兒。

　　最後老師對男孩說：我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉來呢。

　　是啊，孩子說，他是這麼想的，可後來豬又沒病了。