英語笑話四篇

　　同學們學習英語可能很累?沒關係，小編今天給大家分享一下英語的笑話，有時間可以來看看哦。

　　英語笑話一則

　　穿襪子

　　Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.

　　Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there

　　others

　　socks. One is short and the other is long, too.

　　媽媽：小東，看你的襪子一隻長，一隻短，你肯定穿錯了。

　　小東：沒錯啊!我剛才看過剩下的兩隻也是一隻長，一隻短。

　　英語笑話二則

　　明天早上數

　　It's a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"

　　John says, "I'm counting stars.”

　　Tom laughs and says, "It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?"

　　英語笑話三則

　　"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”

　　“這麼說，你又要請一天假，”老師怒氣衝衝地對他的學生湯姆說，“我倒想知道你這次找什麼藉口。你已經請了四次假說去參加你爺爺的葬禮。”

　　Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”

　　湯姆回答說:“今天是我奶奶再次舉行婚禮。”

　　英語笑話四則

　　The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.

　　隔壁的夫婦生了一個黑人小孩。

　　Little Henry told his mother close by, "It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby."

　　小亨利就在旁邊對他的媽媽說：“一定是他們夫婦抽菸的原因。他們不僅燻黑了自己，還燻黑了寶寶。”