初中英語笑話演講稿帶翻譯

　　笑話是我國各族人民非常喜愛的語言藝術，作為一種喜劇性的藝術形式,笑話有很大的審美價值。下面是小編帶來的笑話初中英語帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　笑話初中英語帶翻譯篇一

　　The Swimmer游泳者

　　The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed.

　　老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說一個人早飯前要在河裡游泳，橫渡三趟。約翰尼笑了。

　　"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.

　　老師問道:“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到這個?”

　　"No，sir，"answered Johnny，"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."

　　約翰尼回答說:“不是，老師，但我不明白他為什麼不遊四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”

　　笑話初中英語帶翻譯篇二

　　Writing A Composition寫作文

　　One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.

　　一天，在作文課上，老師給同學們佈置了一篇作文，題目是“假如我是個經理”。

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary，”was the boy’s answer.

　　除了一個男孩之外，所有的同學都立刻動手寫了起來。老師感到很奇怪，於是他走近這個學生去問個究竟。“我正在等我的祕書，”男孩回答說。

　　笑話初中英語帶翻譯篇三

　　An Abstract Drawing幅抽象畫

　　One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.

　　一天美術課上，老師要同學們畫一幅抽象畫。

　　After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing，only a piece of white paper.

　　一會兒工夫，一個小男孩交了他的作品。老師看了看。可上面什麼也沒有，只不過是一張白紙。

　　“What did you draw”said the teacher.

　　“你畫的是什麼呀?”老師說。

　　“A cow eats grass.”the boy answered.

　　“牛吃草。”孩子答道。

　　“Where is the grass2”

　　“草呢?”

　　“The cow has eaten it up.”replied the boy.

　　“牛把草吃光了。”孩子說。

　　“Well，but where is the cowl”the teacher asked again.

　　“那麼，牛到哪去了?”老師又問。

　　“It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water.”

　　“吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”

　　笑話初中英語帶翻譯篇四

　　A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球賽

　　Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

　　邁克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽。”

　　"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.

　　老師問:“那為什麼會使你遲到呢?”

　　“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.

　　邁克回答說:“因為兩個隊不分勝負，因此持續了很長時間。”

　　笑話初中英語帶翻譯篇五

　　Visiting A Chicken Farm參觀養雞場

　　One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.

　　老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一隻小雞破殼而出。

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.

　　“看見一個小生命從蛋殼裡出來，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說。

　　"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”

　　“是的，老師，”一個男學生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鑽進蛋殼裡的那就更奇妙了。”