簡短的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded***譴責，責難*** my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.

　　在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。喔、呢，我聽到的就是這些。

　　drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　杜魯，我責備道，沒人明白你在說什麼。

　　he says he wants some ketchup***番茄醬*** , my husband said calmly.

　　他說他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說。

　　a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?

　　坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?

　　i'm a dentist, my husband explained.

　　我是牙醫。我丈夫解釋道。

　　篇二

　　one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to him, "you got all your homework right this time, tim. what happened? did your father help you?"

　　一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎麼回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”

　　"no, sir. he was too busy last night, so i had to do it all myself," said tim.

　　“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”

　　篇三

　　how did you make your fortune?

　　你是怎麼發財的?

　　i became the partner of a rich man. he had the money and i had the experience.

　　我變成一個富人的合夥人，他有錢，我有經驗。

　　how did that help?

　　那有什麼用?

　　now he has the experience and i the money.

　　現在他有經驗了，我有錢。