英語小笑話帶翻譯故事

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了英語小笑話故事帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　英語小笑話故事帶翻譯篇1

　　Keep the Change

　　One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases. The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside. But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs. "Keep the changes," he said with a smile.

　　不用找了

　　有一天天氣悶熱，我將冰淇淋舀進錐筒，告訴我的四個小孩，他們可以從我這裡用擁抱“購買”一筒。於是，孩子們馬上排起了隊來購買。較小的三個孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓過冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。最後輪到排在隊尾十年的大兒子來“買”冰淇淋時，他擁抱了我二下。“不用找了，”他笑著說。

　　英語小笑話故事帶翻譯篇2

　　persistance

　　returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?"

　　"uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."

　　undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"

　　纏住不放

　　丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”

　　“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”

　　莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：“那麼，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?”

　　英語小笑話故事帶翻譯篇3

　　treat

　　as a rookie in the atlantic city, n.j., police department, i was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. hardly a day went by when i didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents.

　　one afternoon, i spotted a small boy standing alone, obviously lost. i tried to gain his confidence - i took him to the nearest ice-cream stand and bought him a cone. time passed with no sign of the boy's parents, so the next step was to call for a patrol car to take him to headquarters. i told the small fry to stay put while i went to the call box. when i returned, he was nowhere in sight.

　　within minutes, the car arrived, and one of the patrolmen asked me where the child was. i felt stupid; it's humiliating to say you've lost a lost child. but i told the officers what had happened and gave a description of the boy. "what did you treat him?" asked one of the men.

　　"an ice-cream cone. why?"

　　"because," answered the officer, "that kid lives only a few blocks from here, and you've about the fifth rookie he's conned for a treat!"

　　款 待

　　我是新澤西州大西洋城警察局的一名新警察。我被指派巡邏一條海濱的路線，幾乎每天都能碰上與父母走散的孩子。

　　一天下午，我發現一個小孩獨自站在那裡，顯然是迷了路。我先是設法取得他的信任-我帶他到附近的冰淇淋攤給他買了一個蛋筒。過了很長時間，也沒看見他父母的影子，所以我就準備打電話叫輛巡邏車將他送回總部去。我告訴他站在那裡別動，我去電話亭打電話。當我回來時，卻發現他不知道到哪兒去了。

　　警車很快來了。一名警察問我小孩在哪裡。我感覺自己傻極了，說自己弄丟了一個迷路的小孩，該多丟人啊!但我還是告訴了警察們所發生的一切，並描述了一下小孩的長相。“你請他吃了什麼?”一名警察問。

　　“一個冰淇淋蛋筒。怎麼啦?”

　　“因為，”那名警察說，“那個小孩住的地方離這兒只隔幾個街區。而你大概是新警察中幫他買東西吃的第五個傻瓜蛋!”