有關英文小笑話大全爆笑

　　笑話,不同文化背景的人的反應有時是不同的,甚至會截然相反。小編整理了有關爆笑英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關爆笑英文小笑話篇一

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said thattwo and four were six too....."

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”

　　有關爆笑英文小笑話篇二

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

　　有關爆笑英文小笑話篇三

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school Iwas punished for something that I didn't do."

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher aboutthis! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　The little girl replied, "My homework."

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。”

　　媽媽激動地說：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?”

　　小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業。”