四年級英語小笑話故事

　　笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

　　"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

　　"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

　　"Just use another pen!"

　　“醫生，救命!請您快點兒到，我十歲的兒子剛剛吞掉了一支鋼筆!”

　　“好，我十幾分鍾就到，”

　　“好的，那……這十幾分鍾我應該做什麼呢?”

　　“換支筆用!”

　　篇二

　　Your Coat Is on Fire

　　您的大衣著火了

　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to countfifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

　　老師為了讓學生記住先思考後發言，告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數到100。

　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lipsmoving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Yourcoat is on fire, sir!

　　第二天，當老師背靠著火爐講課時，發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快地不停地動。突然，全班學生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”

　　篇三

　　A preacher is buying a parrot

　　"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? "asked the preacher.

　　"Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, "the storekeeper assures him.

　　"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lordsprayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."

　　"Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?"

　　"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.

　　一個傳教士在買鸚鵡。

　　“你確信它不會尖叫，大叫或詛咒別人嗎?”傳教士問。

　　“哦，絕對不會。它是一隻虔誠的鸚鵡。”店主保證說。

　　“你看見它腿上的這些細繩了嗎?當你拉動右面的這根，它會背誦天主經，當你拉動左面的那根，它會背誦讚美詩。”

　　“太棒了!”傳教士說，“但是如果我同時拉動兩條繩子，會發生什麼呢?”

　　“我會從樹幹上掉下去的，你這個笨蛋!”鸚鵡尖聲說道。