讓人開心快樂的英語笑話

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　one day, he went out hunting with some friends. a strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. when his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.

　　有一天，他和幾個朋友出去打獵。突然，颳起了大風，把他的假髮吹得無影無蹤。朋友們看到此情此景，樂得不行，笑個不停。

　　the bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. he said to his friends, “how can i expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”

　　禿頭老先生也開始大笑，笑容和其他人一樣燦爛，笑聲和其他人一樣響亮他對朋友們說：“我的真發都急慌慌地要離開我，我的假髮又怎麼會願意呆在我的頭上呢?”

　　篇2

　　judge: i don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.

　　法官：我真不明白你為什麼連續三天夜裡闖入同一家商店呢?

　　prisoner: well, your honor, i picked out a dress for my wife, and i had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.

　　犯人：噢，閣下，我為我妻子挑選了一件衣服，因為她總是不喜歡衣服的樣式，所以,我才不得不去換了兩次。

　　篇3

　　the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

　　一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。

　　you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.

　　你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。醫生告訴病人，一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。

　　the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.

　　病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎?他問。

　　the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.

　　醫生說：不是好一些，只是沒有用過。