最簡短的英文笑話閱讀

　　人們在日常生活中經常聽到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產生幽默效果而使人發笑。有很多因素可以導致幽默效果的產生，如說話者的語氣，環境，以及笑話中語言的運用。下面是小編帶來的簡短的英文笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡短的英文笑話閱讀篇一

　　I didn't take that in

　　我沒有把藥吃下去

　　A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctorprovided him with some suppositories.

　　有位理解能力相當遲緩的老兄一直為便祕所苦，因此醫生給他一些利腸的栓劑。

　　A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.

　　一星期後病人回來告訴醫生，他的狀況尚未改進。

　　"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"

　　“我覺得好奇怪，”醫生說。“你有沒有采用我開給你的藥方呢?”

　　"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"

　　“你以為我做什麼呢?難道要我把它們都塞進屁股裡嗎?”

　　簡短的英文笑話閱讀篇二

　　And uncalling cold

　　一次特別的傷風感冒

　　On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery,when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out.

　　一個陰雨、悲慘的日子，有列送葬隊伍正沿著陡峭的山路向墓地前進，這時突然間靈車的後門破開，棺材滑出車外。

　　To the horror of the mourners, the casket hurtled down the hill, scattering motorists andpedestrians. At tremendous speed it leaped onto the sidewalk and barreled into a drugstore. Itcrashed into the counter and the lid flew open.

　　令哀悼者大感驚恐的是，棺材滑下山坡，衝散了汽車和行人，接著它以高速衝上人行道並滾進一家藥房，最後棺材撞到了櫃檯裡面，蓋子則崩開了。

　　"For Heaven'ssake," said the corpse to the astonished pharmacist,"give me something to stop this coffin. "

　　“看在老天的份上，”棺木中的屍體向驚魂未定的藥劑師說道:“給我一點東西把棺材停止下來。”

　　簡短的英文笑話閱讀篇三

　　Look at My Socks

　　瞧瞧我的襪子

　　"Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've , Charlie, one green and one red. "

　　“嘿，查理，你穿的這雙襪子真有趣，一隻綠色一隻紅色。”

　　"Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at home."

　　“是嗎，我家裡還有一雙同樣的襪子呢。”

　　簡短的英文笑話閱讀篇四

　　A Remarkable Talent

　　一位了不起的天才

　　"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.

　　“你相信我可以由鋼琴知道現在幾點鐘嗎?’一位老兄向他的朋友問道。

　　"You're kidding," replied his companion dubiously.

　　“別開玩笑了!”他的朋友懷疑地回答。

　　"I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out amartial tune.

　　“那我試給你看，”說著那位老兄就坐在鋼琴前開始彈起一首進行曲。

　　Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,

　　幾秒鐘後牆壁傳來捶打聲，一個憤怒的聲音叫道：

　　"Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it's three o’clock in the morning?"

　　“嘿!***的，你知不知道現在是凌晨三點鐘?”

　　簡短的英文笑話閱讀篇五

　　A Precocious Child

　　一個早熟的小孩

　　When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,

　　當挨家挨戶兜售東西的推銷員按了一幢郊區房子的門鈴後，

　　he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.

　　他嚇了一跳，開門的竟是一位嘴裡叼著一根大雪茄的十歲男孩。

　　The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"

　　推銷員結結巴巴地問道，“哦，你媽媽在家嗎?”

　　Answered the boy, "What do you think?"

　　小男孩回答說，"你認為呢?"