關於經典英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

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　　關於經典英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　特殊的足球賽

　　Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

　　邁克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽。”

　　"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.

　　老師問:“那為什麼會使你遲到呢?”

　　“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.

　　邁克回答說:“因為兩個隊不分勝負，因此持續了很長時間。”

　　關於經典英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　入學考試

　　In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music，the teacher asked one of the boys，"What is the most important physiological quality of a musician”

　　在一次音樂學院的入學考試中，老師問一位應試的小夥子:“音樂家最重要的生理素質是什麼?”

　　"To be deaf，”replied the boy.

　　“耳聾。”小夥子回答說。

　　"Nonsense”said the teacher angrily

　　“胡說!”老師憤怒地說。

　　"Why, sirs Don't you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?”the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

　　“怎麼了，先生!您難道連鼎鼎大名的音樂家貝多芬是個聾子都不知道嗎?”小夥子輕蔑地反問道。

　　關於經典英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1號，喬治放學回到家裡。

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?”媽媽問。

　　“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.”

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6，可後來又說2加4也得6.