關於簡短易懂的英語小笑話

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　a film crew was on location deep in the desert. one day an old indian went up to the director and said, "it will rain tomorrow." the next day it rained.

　　一個電影攝製組在沙漠深處進行拍攝。一天，一個印度老人來到導演面前對他說：“明天會下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。

　　a week later, the indian went up to the director again and said, "there will be a storm tomorrow." the next day there was a storm.

　　一週以後，印度人又來了，他告訴導演說：“明天會有暴風雨。”果然，第二天有暴風雨。

　　"this indian is incredible," said the director. he told his secretary to hire the indian to predict the weather.

　　“這個印度人真神，”導演說。他告訴他的祕書去僱傭這個印度人來預測天氣。

　　however, after several successful predictions, the old indian didn't show up for two weeks.

　　然而，幾次預測天氣成功之後，這個印度人連續兩週沒有露面。

　　finally the director sent for him. "i have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said the director. "and i'm depending on you. what will the weather be like?"

　　最後，導演派人把這個印度人請來了。導演對他說：“我明天必須拍攝一個很重要的場景，全都指望你了，明天天氣如何啊?”

　　the indian shrugged his shoulders. "i don't know," he said. "my radio is broken."

　　這個印度人聳了聳肩說道：“我不知道，我的收音機壞了。”

　　篇二

　　one day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. a dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.

　　一天，一家百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給他的太太挑選一件女裝。但是，沒過多久，他就發現自己已被瘋狂的女人們撞得踉踉蹌蹌。

　　he stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.

　　他竭力地忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮舞雙臂，擠過人群。

　　"you there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "can't you act like a gentleman?"

　　“你幹嘛?”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現得像一位紳士嗎?”

　　"listen," he said. "i have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. from now on, i am acting like a lady."

　　“聽著，”他說。“我已經像紳士一樣表現了一個小時了。從現在起，我要表現得像一位女士。”

　　篇三

　　a man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. as they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!" the man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch***女巫***!!" they each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. if only men would listen.

　　譯文1：一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

　　
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